Because I don't tend to have sex under a set of mirrored ceiling tiles, I've never been totally sure how I look mid-way through the throws of passion. I've never really seen my "O face." I've never been too sure if you can spot the bits I missed with a razor. I've always wondered what gravity actually does when you're at that angle. Well, now I know.Ravishingly rude quail with @chrishayesuk @noblerotbar
A photo posted by Rosie Birkett (@rosiefoodie) on Dec 2, 2015 at 3:04pm PST
It's nice to see that Caravaggio is alive and well and, in fact, living in Hackney, dicking about with egg whites and the odd soft fruit. Shame he hasn't got hold of an iron yet though, poor lad.Meringues, chestnuts and a pear. Baking recipes based on taste and always with the seasons for my new Guardian column starting Dec 5th #bakefortaste @wilko_anna plates @anakerin_kanalondon A photo posted by Violet by Claire Ptak (@violetcakeslondon) on Nov 26, 2015 at 8:12am PST
It says quite a lot about my level of domestic capability that I thought that was a typewriter up in the top left hand corner, surrounded by Scrabble tiles and an egg. Still, if Martha ever needs someone to help her wipe up all that messy flour, I'm more than happy to help.A photo posted by ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀Delicious Martha (@deliciousmartha) on Dec 3, 2015 at 5:15am PST
If you turn your head a little to the side and squint, this is actually a pretty good rendition of Edvard Munch's "The Scream," enacted entirely in meat.Ham. Bit 'caramelised' and terrible knife skills carving but tasty as.
A photo posted by Gizzi Erskine (@gizzierskine) on Dec 1, 2015 at 10:13am PST
If ever there were a flatulence diagram to illustrate the ratio of hydrogen sulfide to methane this, my friends, would be it. If ever I were to design a two-colour national flag to celebrate a horizontal veg bloat this, my friends, would be it. If ever I were to get a Scout badge for blowing up the paraffin heater with my own arse this, my friends, would be it.First flower sprouts of [this end of] the year @tedsveg A photo posted by Ed Smith (@rocketandsquash) on Nov 27, 2015 at 3:06am PST
Deep fry the world and sprinkle it with spices. Plunge me in a bubbling pool of fat. Make me crisp and call it Spring (onion time.)Spring onion tempura @jidoriuk
A photo posted by tuckandvine (@tuckandvine) on Nov 30, 2015 at 1:18pm PST
Aubergines left to cook slowly with a soft spice mix of ginger, garlic, turmeric, cloves and pepper. At the end, a little honey, yoghurt and pistachios. Soft, earthy and melting. Recipe on guardian.com and nigelslater.com winter vegetable dishes. A photo posted by Nigel Slater (@thenigelslater) on Nov 29, 2015 at 6:10am PST
Soft, earthy, and melting may well be the way I describe the contents of a catacomb but, for Uncle Nigel, these are the corners of the perfect triangle of aubergine, yogurt, and cucumber. And if you dare make a joke about crying over spilt milk I shall personally shave off your eyebrows.A photo posted by noma (@nomacph) on Dec 1, 2015 at 1:38pm PST
OK, that's it. That. Is. It.The best combo out there A photo posted by Linda Lomelino (@linda_lomelino) on Nov 25, 2015 at 1:54pm PST