Scotty Smalls
WTF
What... What Is This
what is that
Scotty Smalls
3.26.18
politics
Alex Jones Got Owned by America's Biggest Yogurt Company
The Infowars host was forced to apologize for propagating a thoroughly bogus story about Chobani.
Scotty Smalls
5.18.17
Consumerism
Fuck Pumpkin Spice
Purchasing highly processed pumpkin-spice-flavored things is the equivalent of decorating your entire house with Keep Calm and Carry On merchandise from the dollar store.
Scotty Smalls
9.20.16
Breakfast
People Who Put Orange Juice in Their Cereal Must Be Stopped
A new survey from Kellogg reveals that a full one-fifth of Americans are blasphemously putting OJ in their cereal instead of milk. This is unacceptable.
Scotty Smalls
9.18.15
centaurs
I Ate Centaur Meat with Drake in the Alps
I've followed rapper Drake to Equus 1— the famous centaur-centric restaurant in Aix-les-Bains—to find out how centaur meat has shaped his life and career.
Scotty Smalls
4.1.15
