alcohol

Restaurant Confessionals

How to Appropriately Make Out in Bars, According to Bartenders

"I’ve seen a lot of things. More than just kissing, honestly."
Ian Burke
3 days ago
Booze

WeWork to Limit Previously Unlimited Free Beer for Members

Now you'll be limited to only 4 beers a day to numb the pain of your spreadsheets.
Hannah Keyser
11.1.18
emoji

The New "Woozy Face" Emoji...Just Asked Me For My Number

Apple's latest release includes "a face which may be showing signs of being tired and emotional, i.e. drunk."
Hannah Keyser
10.31.18
Booze

Tesla-Branded Tequila Might Soon Exist Thanks To You Nerds

If you know someone who's genuinely excited about 'Teslaquila,' now's the time to stop being friends with them.
Hannah Keyser
10.12.18
wine

Florida Woman Arrested after Allegedly Recreating ‘Dirty Dancing’ in Wine Store

The Martin County Sheriff’s Department will absolutely put Baby in a corner
Jelisa Castrodale
10.8.18
beer

Do the Layoffs at Lagunitas Brewing Co. Signal Trouble for Big Craft Beer?

The California-based brewery, famous for its IPA, is cutting 12 percent of its workforce.
Hannah Keyser
10.4.18
Booze

This Distillery Has Been Making Killer Apple Brandy Since Before America Was a Country

And it's in... New Jersey?
Jake Emen
10.1.18
bars

Axe-Throwing Bar Temporarily Loses Liquor License Over Serious Safety Concerns

Concerns included people throwing axes while slacklining barefoot and “patrons throwing axes at bottles of spirits," among others.
Jelisa Castrodale
9.27.18
Booze

This Zero-Waste Distillery Is Turning Holland's Iconic Tulips into Vodka

Each bottle of the €295 "Pure" blend contains 350 flower bulbs.
Stephanie Vermillion
9.24.18
wine

White Zin, the Pink Wine Everyone Loves to Hate, Is Making a Comeback

Your mom is cool again.
Sara Ventiera
9.20.18
alcohol

Why Is Anyone Falling For This "Fraternities Are Banning Hard Liquor" Thing?

The recently-announced ban on hard liquor is probably not going to be enough to make Greek life safer on its own.
Hannah Keyser
9.11.18
alcohol

Wasted Scottish Guy Crashes at Parents' House, Forgets They Moved 2 Years Ago

"[C]anny believe i got a taxi to ma old house where ma mum and dad use to stay and slept on the couch last night."
Jelisa Castrodale
8.23.18