Anonymous

WTF
WTF

Is Toilet Food Considered a Health Code Violation?

Welcome to the first installment of 'Seriously, Though, Who Is This?' I anonymously texted a bunch of revered chefs weird photos of gourds on toilet rims to deduce their true stances on food safety. The results were divided, to say the least.
Xavier Aaronson
9.5.17
Restaurant Confessionals
Restaurant Confessionals

I Got Caught Having Sex in My Restaurant's Dining Room

I will own up to the fact that the sex didn’t last very long, and we were absolutely covered in dust afterwards. The place was absolutely filthy. I’m a disgusting boyfriend.
Anonymous
4.9.15
Instagram
Instagram

This Instagram Chef Is Using Hot Pockets to Troll Tweezer Food

Why is an anonymous Instagram user turning corn dogs, gummies, and even TV dinners into beautiful plates that look straight out of a fancy restaurant?
Karon Liu
4.8.15
WTF
WTF

Would You Eat Swedish Blood Pudding with Me?

In our latest installment of Seriously, Though, Who Is This?, our merry prankster just wants to find a chef who will share some congealed pig's blood with him.
Xavier Aaronson
3.20.15
Tinder
Tinder

What It’s Like As a Bartender to Watch Your Awkward Tinder Date

I see you bringing four different dates in over the course of a week. I see you telling the same stories over and over. And unfortunately, I see you trying to get a blowjob in the corner.
Anonymous
11.5.14
WTF
WTF

Could Fish Head Ice Cream Be the Next Big Thing?

This is what happens when you send a bunch of top-tier chefs a picture of a fish head swallowing a Maraschino cherry. It will separate the stubborn old guard from the out-of-the-box brains of culinary genius.
Xavier Aaronson
10.10.14
Restaurant Confessionals
Restaurant Confessionals

This Ivy League Degree Bartender Is Probably Smarter Than You

Young people are increasingly resorting to work in the service industry to make ends meet after college. That's how this bartender found his unexpected calling, even though most of his customers thinks he's a completely incompetent idiot.
Tae Yoon
4.6.14