Colonel Sanders
KFC Really Wants You to Be Horny for Colonel Sanders
Although the ongoing sexualization of the Colonel is deeply weird, the fictional Colonel is a cleaned up caricature of the actual Harland Sanders.
Fine, KFC, You Win: We Will Have Sex With Colonel Sanders
The chicken chain's thirsty marketing has finally worn us down. We agree to smash the 11 herbs and spices out of the colonel's buttered biscuits.
Why Did Colonel Sanders Press 30,000 Copies of a Children’s Mandolin Record?
In 1966, the KFC founder spent tens of thousands of dollars to fund a record by a children’s Christian mandolin band, but where did all the copies go?
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KFC's New Sunscreen Smells of Fried Chicken and Desperation
"Suntan lotion always smells like lotion. So we thought—why not make it smell like fried chicken?"
Some Fast Food Isn't Fast Enough for Chinese Consumers
Here’s to hoping KFC's Colonel doesn’t come down with a case of the vapors that leaves his ambitions for the Middle Kingdom permanently in shambles.