This Is How You Steal $85K in Pizza Cheese
The greatest benefit of life as a hard criminal is using your remorseless abandon to heist a whole lot of mozzarella.
The Origins of Labor Day
As you dig into a mountain of ribs today, take a little time to remember all of those people who deserve to be commemorated for their service to the world.
Why China Blasted Grapes Into Space to Save Its Wine Industry
To make better wine on earth, China recently launched Merlot, Cabernet Sauvignon, and Pinot Noir grape vines into space aboard the Tiangong-2.
How to Fight Off a Supermarket Thief with Bacon
Last month, an elderly lady in a Manchester branch of Iceland was approached by a strange woman, who demanded that she give over all her cash. Luckily, there was a packet of bacon on hand.
A Waiter Can Only Smile So Much Before He Snaps
Yes, of course you deserve a glass of water with your meal. And yes, you ought to get another round of drinks before your entrees arrive. But cut this overworked waiter some slack before decides to cut you instead.
Florida Is the Service Industry's Worst Nightmare
Florida—a state whose history was essentially washed away in a tide of twentieth century consumerism—is the perfect place for a fresh start, especially for service industry rejects.
Comics: The Red Bully
We all know that Red Bull gives you wings, but one Clifton, New Jersey man used those wings to commit crimes.
Turkey Crime Is Plucked Up
Punching out old ladies with frozen turkeys is not the best way to rob people, especially on Thanksgiving.
This Sommelier Is Turning Wine-Speak into Comics
Descriptions like “loamy forest floor” sound ridiculous to casual wine drinkers, so Maryse Chavrier of @freshcutgardenhose channels foofy wine slang into art.
Craiglist Missed Connections: The Grocery Store Fruit Fondler
Everyone needs love. If you look hard enough, you might find it on Craiglist missed connections, where passionate fruit and vegetable lovers are actively searching for something beyond the ordinary.
The Banana Hammock-Wearing Rollerblader Who Disrupted Lunch Service
Every summer, the restaurants in downtown Sarasota, Florida go on a hiring freeze. Luckily one café—run by a husband and wife duo—always kept a few positions open. But it was the banana hammock-wearing rollerblader who shook things up for both the...
Keep Your Nuts to Yourself on the Airplane
It all went wrong when the flight attendant did the unthinkable and served an unopened package of salty macadamia nuts instead of on a plate. Naturally, it got him kicked off of the flight.
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