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Well, that escalated quickly.

“Reducing it to bacon is inflammatory, discriminatory and offensive,” said defense attorney Sarah Flack.

Thirty-four baseballs were stolen from Don & Charlie’s, including balls signed by Willie Mays and Babe Ruth.

From a deadly argument over gumbo seasoning to a live alligator thrown into a drive-thru window, Florida is really something special.

Plus, there's a hot new kink out there: the boots that workers wear in poultry processing plants.

"We ... do not have a business relationship with the developer. They are not authorized to use our name in any way," Rascal Flatts wrote on Instagram.

Plus, a Welsh guy is facing a $1,100 fine after he killed a seagull that ate his fries.

"People are moving around, plates are shattering everywhere. It's not something you typically hear, if you can imagine a fencing match."

“Jesus, what are they going to do with it?”

Current mood: Destroying an innocent place of business, but make it chill.

When the manager told them that dogs weren’t allowed, the pair claimed to be FBI agents.

In addition to allegedly being a better-than-average spy, Ghorbani also seems to have been a better-than-average waiter.