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Sorry Jamie, the People Want Their Turkey Twizzlers Back
A Change.org petition to reintroduce the nutritionally questionable turkey spirals has received over 11,000 signatures.
Lucky Charms Is Discontinuing What Is Objectively Its Least Identifiable Marshmallow
It will be missed by the three people in the world who could tell what it was.
Little Debbie Jokingly Threatens to Discontinue Oatmeal Creme Pies
Just another day of brands being brands on Twitter dot com.
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Redditor Successfully Convinces Chain to Bring Back Long-Discontinued Lemon Cake
Hope lives—and it tastes like a slice of lemon cake.
19-Year-Old McNugget Sauce Sells for $14K and the World Is Doomed
The dipping sauce was found in “an old car."
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I Tasted Donald Trump's Defunct Golden Vodka
As political opponents seek to undermine Trump’s near mythic success, perhaps no story embodies the Manhattanite’s legacy of wild-eyed, failed business ventures better than his brief foray into the highly competitive premium liquor industry.
Gen-Y Nerds Revived a 90s Soda Because Reality Bites
The nostalgia-thirsty Internet has successfully convinced Coca-Cola to reboot Surge, a bright green, citrus-flavored energy drink of yore.
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