drunk

emoji

The New "Woozy Face" Emoji...Just Asked Me For My Number

Apple's latest release includes "a face which may be showing signs of being tired and emotional, i.e. drunk."
Hannah Keyser
10.31.18
wine

Florida Woman Arrested after Allegedly Recreating ‘Dirty Dancing’ in Wine Store

The Martin County Sheriff’s Department will absolutely put Baby in a corner
Jelisa Castrodale
10.8.18
New York

Spending an Entire Night in a NYC Pizza Spot Will Show You Every Side of Humanity

"Every night crazy people," Sal warned me. "We get the most."
Hilary Pollack
2.9.18
russia

Man Rams Stolen Army Tank into Convenience Store to Get Bottle of Wine

Spoiler alert: He was (allegedly) intoxicated.
Mayukh Sen
1.12.18
Champagne

Why Champagne Hangovers Make You Want to Die a Thousand Deaths

This is why we have hangover cures.
Nick Rose
12.31.17
WTF

I Dined With an Arms Dealer At the World's Wildest Dinner Party

My night at the millionaires' dining table involves an arms dealer with a penchant for diamonds, roast pork sandwiches, and burning Lamborghinis.
Lars Bjerregaard
12.25.17
hors d'oeuvres

How-To: Throw a Holiday Party

With little to no planning, a strict budget, and about a half an hour's worth of grocery shopping—including a booze run—I threw this holiday party together in an afternoon.
Julia Ziegler-Haynes
12.21.17
bars

The Slow and Painful Death of the Dive Bar

Remember the good times before some yuppie bought and ruined your favorite watering hole by renaming it something along the lines of an “eco friendly neighborhood pub serving IPA's only?" 
Josh Androsky
11.24.17
London

All the Weird Stuff I Saw When I Spent the Night in a Fried Chicken Shop

Suddenly, the doors of Fried Chicken Pizza Hot burst open. To rapturous applause from the kitchen staff, an elderly man dressed in head-to-toe denim steps inside.
Tom Usher
10.28.17
Recipe

Gin & Tonic

Ultra-refreshing, citrusy, and classic.
Maxwell Britten
7.21.17
Booze

Hungover Man Finds Selfie on His Phone Showing Police Tucked Him Into Bed

Who can resist a quick selfie with a wasted person? Not the cops, apparently.
Alex Swerdloff
5.31.17
Los Angeles

LA's Longest-Standing Bartender Has 86'd More Celebrities Than You

We spoke to Ruben Rueda of Musso & Frank's about his views on dry martinis, 86ing movie stars, and DD’ing for Charles Bukowski.
Richard Parks
5.26.17