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Carl's Jr. Is Here to Ruin 4/20 with Its New CBD Burger

You'd probably eat yourself to death like that guy in 'Se7en' before getting a real high off Rocky Mountain High CheeseBurger Delights.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.17.19
Fast Food

Bay Area City Stuck with a Chick-fil-A Vows to Make It the 'Gayest in the Country'

A former county supervisor who is openly gay suggested that rainbow flags surround the San Jose restaurant “as a counter-signal."
Jelisa Castrodale
4.12.19
Fast Food

Dude Figures Out How to Game McDonald's Kiosk for a Free Burger

Hope you like ketchup-soaked buns.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.9.19
Fast Food

Rich Nigerians Are Importing Pizza from London by Plane, Government Official Claims

“They bring it on British Airways in the morning to pick up at the airport,” the minister of agriculture said.
Bettina Makalintal
4.1.19
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Jack in the Box Jalapeño Poppers Got Me Through Tough Times

When you're making eight dollars an hour but need a complex, Michelin-star-worthy flavor bomb, these are the snack for you.
James Charisma
4.1.19
Off-Menu

Today's Special: The Stranded Guy Who Survived on Hot Sauce Is Getting a Year of Free Taco Bell

Also, someone ordered a three-piece KFC meal and allegedly got two pieces of chicken and a deep-fried rag.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.7.19
Off-Menu

It's Thursday, February 28, and Testicle-Flavored Beer Exists

Also, the company responsible for the UK's KFC shortage is now handling the country's medical deliveries.
Jelisa Castrodale
2.28.19
Fast Food

Sonic Workers Leave Note Saying the 'Whole Store Has Quit' Due to 'Terrible Management'

Workers jumped ship after three Sonic locations in Ohio were sold to new owners.
Jelisa Castrodale
2.26.19
meat

Trump's Tariffs Could Explain Why Fast Food Has So Much Bacon Right Now

McDonald’s “Bacon Hour” and all of Wendy’s free Baconators coincide with the lowest pork prices in a decade.
Bettina Makalintal
2.20.19
Fast Food

Guy Uses Fast Food Biscuit to Catch Massive Goldfish-Like Koi

“I had one Cashion Rod with me, and all I had for bait was a piece of a Lee’s Famous Recipe biscuit."
Jelisa Castrodale
2.15.19
Fast Food

'Oblivious' Customers Continued to Wait in A&W Drive-Thru as Restaurant Burned Down

The smoke was so thick that firefighters couldn’t even go inside to battle the flames, but customers wanted their Chubby Chicken burgers, dangit.
Jelisa Castrodale
2.13.19
Off-Menu

It's Wednesday, February 13, and the 'Piss Christ' Artist Bought a Slice of Trump's Wedding Cake

Plus, even the LA Times thinks In-N-Out's fries are bad.
Hannah Keyser
2.13.19
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