Fast Food

soda
soda

PSA: Putting Soda in a Fast Food Water Cup Is Actually Not the Perfect Crime

Especially not if you do violence to an employee when you get caught.
Hannah Keyser
12 hours ago
Fast Food
Fast Food

Toto's 'Africa' Is Playing On Loop in a London Burger King All Day Today

Bless the rains and eat your Whopper, too.
Hilary Pollack
8.7.18
Pizza
Pizza

A Timeline of All the Dumbass Shit Papa John Has Done to Sabotage His Pizza Company

He's been a high-grade jabroni since 2012.
Luke Winkie
7.25.18
Fast Food
Fast Food

Burger King Promises Free Burgers to Man's Terminally Ill Dog

No, YOU'RE sobbing.
Jelisa Castrodale
7.18.18
politics
politics

Researchers Say that If You Don't Eat at Arby's or Applebee's, You're Probably a Liberal

"Conservatives... disproportionately buy Jell-O gelatin desserts and eat at Arby’s.”
Jelisa Castrodale
7.13.18
sports
sports

Inside the World of Competitive Sign-Spinning

Once just a low-wage job for teenagers outside of sandwich spots, sign-spinning is now a fleshed-out and fiercely competitive sport.
Luke Winkie
7.12.18
Thailand
Thailand

Thai Soccer Players Trapped in Cave Can't Wait to Eat KFC

First: freedom. Then, fried chicken.
Jelisa Castrodale
7.9.18
Fast Food
Fast Food

Cop Writes Facebook Post Accusing Burger King Workers of Putting 'Dirt' on His Burger

It was seasoning.
Jelisa Castrodale
7.6.18
Fast Food
Fast Food

Man Who Assaulted Taco Bell Manager Claimed He Just Wanted to Apply for a Job

That is *not* the spirit of Living Más.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.29.18
Fast Food
Fast Food

What Happened to the Winner of McDonald's $1 Million Flexi-Disc Contest?

In 1989, a 13-year-old boy in Galax, Virginia thought he'd won the real-life golden ticket. His family suddenly had money—but with it, more problems.
Richard Parks
6.27.18
WTF
WTF

Student Ordered $17 of KFC Just So Delivery Driver Would Help Her Kill a Spider

Helpless baby or resourceful genius? You be the judge.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.4.18
politics
politics

North Korea Says It's Keeping Nukes, But Might Open Burger Joint in 'Gesture of Goodwill'

We all know that the way to keep Trump happy is to keep the McDonald's flowing.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.30.18