hearse

Drugs
Border Patrol Agents Stopped a Hearse Carrying a Coffin Full of Weed
A drug-sniffing dog uncovered more than 60 pounds of marijuana that had been hidden inside the ornate casket, next to bags of manure.
Drew Schwartz
5.1.17
Food
An Undertaker Got Drunk at Lunch and Lost a Hearse with a Body Inside
An undertaker tasked with transporting a corpse from Italy to Poland made a pretty disastrous pit stop in Munich.
Nick Rose
5.12.16
Food
Russian Criminals Hid Half a Ton of Caviar in a Hearse and Casket
Russia’s Interior Ministry said in a statement that the Russian police uncovered 1,100 pounds of caviar in the back of a hearse that was pulled over for speeding.
Alex Swerdloff
10.31.15

Food
The Internet Is Mad that These Hearse Drivers Ditched a Body to Go Get Burgers
"Would it have mattered? It's a dead body," says one Facebook user. "They where about to bury it in the ground, where it will get wet, fester and decay. I think it could sit in a car for a bit."
Hilary Pollack
6.8.15