LOL

WTF
WTF

Tucker Carlson Claims Ownership of Tacos, Accuses Univision Anchor of Appropriation

"I’m from San Diego, man. Those are my tacos. Mine!”
Jelisa Castrodale
3 days ago
LOL
LOL

Great News: Publix Will Now Frost Your Cakes with 'Cum'

The grocery chain has changed their rules on custom cake profanity after botching a cake intended to celebrate 'summa cum laude' honors.
Jelisa Castrodale
5.22.18
Pizza
Pizza

I Created an Endless Loop of Free Pizza and Now I'm Drowning in It

I've gotten at least eight free pizzas from a major national chain, which we will refer to as 'Pizza Daddy,' in the last three months.
Adam Rothbarth
5.7.18
WTF
WTF

Mother Accidentally Serves Children Literal Bowl of (Pasta) Dicks

When her daughter asked for a box of 'smiley face' pasta, the 24-year-old mom didn't notice that they were, uh, penis-shaped until it was too late.
Mayukh Sen
5.1.18
dining out
dining out

Inspiring: This Woman Was Banned from a Restaurant for Complaining Too Much

"It would be appropriate if you would kindly refrain from visiting the restaurant in future,” a letter from a steakhouse to Wales resident Kelly Smith read.
Mayukh Sen
4.11.18
tea
tea

Concerned Adults Claim that Bubble Tea Is Ruining Teens' SAT Scores

"Kids hanging out at boba milk tea shops are throwing their futures away," a post on Nextdoor reads.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.29.18
WTF
WTF

Serve Hot Dog Water Ice Cubes to Guests You Hate, Petty Tweeter Suggests

I would not wish this on my worst enemy.
Mayukh Sen
3.15.18
WTF
WTF

Incredible: You Can Now Name Your Own Follicles of Guy Fieri's Hair—for a Price

Fieri's Follicles is the modern-day Star Registry we deserve.
Mayukh Sen
3.14.18
LOL
LOL

SPOTTED: A $40 Juicero Wasting Away in a Los Angeles Goodwill

Before the high-end juicer became a Silicon Valley cautionary tale, it cost $699.
Mayukh Sen
3.8.18
Pizza
Pizza

Shoppers Hoarding Food for Winter Storm Still Refuse to Buy Pineapple Pizza

People stripped their local supermarkets’ shelves of milk, bread, and eggs—but apparently, even panic-buying has its limits.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.5.18
LOL
LOL

Confused Amazon Buyers Keep Trying to Vape Concentrated Food Flavoring

“Not vapeable taste like ass”
Jelisa Castrodale
2.5.18
Thai Food
Thai Food

Man Orders Extra Spicy Pad Thai, Receipt Promises He'll 'Regret Being Born'

His terrifying receipt for the pad Thai, which has gone viral on Reddit, has the word 'spicy' on it 17 times.
Mayukh Sen
10.10.17