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Today's Special: Jeff Bezos Celebrated His Divorce with Cereal Milk Soft-Serve

Plus, if a volcano doesn't ruin America's avocado supply, Donald Trump will.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.10.19
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Today's Special: Cops Broke into a Home and Smashed a Child's Birthday Cake for No Reason

Plus, The French Laundry served porcini mushroom soup out of a bong.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.29.19
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Today's Special: A Guy Allegedly Sprayed AXE in His Mouth to Get Out of a DUI

Plus, an elementary school experienced a Vomitpocalypse after kids ate “large amounts” of spicy chips and "fruit-flavored liquid."
Jelisa Castrodale
3.27.19
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Today's Special: The Cop Who Gave a Homeless Person a Literal Shit Sandwich Is Still Terrible

Plus, a cafe in Germany that banned children was vandalized by an actual child.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.25.19
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Today's Special: Papa John's Could Become Papa Shaq's

Plus, some moms are mad about a Kit-Kat commercial that makes them think about dicks.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.22.19
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Today's Special: We Love This Hustler Selling Homemade PB&Js on Uber Eats

Also, the barbecue joint on 'Queer Eye' sold two bottles of hot sauce per minute after the show aired.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.21.19
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Today's Special: Watch a Woman Drop a 22-Quart Container of Ranch Dressing... Everywhere

Plus, Beto O'Rourke's penchant for leaping onto countertops is worrying coffee shop managers.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.20.19
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Today's Special: Overcaffeinated Man Goes on Vomit-Filled Rampage at Movie Theater

Plus, 'snowplow parents' are protecting their children from getting rejected from college, and also from... eating sauce?
Jelisa Castrodale
3.19.19
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Today's Special: Plot to Smuggle Tortoises by Disguising Them as Pastries Fails Spectacularly

Plus, there's a hot new kink out there: the boots that workers wear in poultry processing plants.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.18.19
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Today's Special: Watch a Guy Drink an 18-Year-Old Bottle of Caffeinated Alcopop

Plus, old English men keep finding other people's teeth in their food.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.15.19
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Today's Special: The Michelin-Starred Restaurant Accused of Serving Deadly Mushrooms Has Reopened

Plus, even the owner of the twice-named "best pizzeria in the world" puts pineapple on pizza.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.14.19
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Today's Special: Vegans Are Mad About Vegan Ariana Grande's Non-Vegan Starbucks Drink

Plus, a Welsh guy is facing a $1,100 fine after he killed a seagull that ate his fries.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.13.19
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