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Today's Special: Plot to Smuggle Tortoises by Disguising Them as Pastries Fails Spectacularly

Plus, there's a hot new kink out there: the boots that workers wear in poultry processing plants.
Jelisa Castrodale
3 days ago
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Today's Special: Vegans Are Mad About Vegan Ariana Grande's Non-Vegan Starbucks Drink

Plus, a Welsh guy is facing a $1,100 fine after he killed a seagull that ate his fries.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.13.19
Opinion

How to Order and Share a Pizza, Because Apparently It's Really Hard for a Lot of You

Pizza lets you know who you can trust—and who would kill and eat you on a deserted island.
Chason Gordon
3.13.19
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Today's Special: You Can Anonymously Send Anyone a Chocolate Dick

Plus, a man's tantrum over being denied an in-flight fish dinner caused a 5-hour plane delay.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.5.19
Pizza

Florida Man Ends Hourslong Police Standoff After Being Offered Pizza

The man has faced previous allegations of stalking, assault, and harassment involving Coldplay lyrics.
Bettina Makalintal
2.28.19
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It's Thursday, February 28, and Testicle-Flavored Beer Exists

Also, the company responsible for the UK's KFC shortage is now handling the country's medical deliveries.
Jelisa Castrodale
2.28.19
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It's Wednesday, February 20, and In-N-Out Is Pissed About Puma's In-N-Out Sneakers

Also, this man went to a dog park wearing nothing but peanut butter and gold lamé undies.
Hannah Keyser
2.20.19
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It's Thursday, February 14, and We're Not Sure How to Eat This Pizza-Flavored Ranch Sauce

Also, why do these chocolate bar names sound like My Chemical Romance lyrics?
Hannah Keyser
2.14.19
Pizza

YouTuber Stirs Up Conspiracy Theory About Why Chuck E. Cheese's Pizza Looks So Weird

Chuck E. Cheese's is denying the claims made in Shane Dawson's latest video.
Bettina Makalintal
2.12.19
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It's Monday, February 11, and Women in Japan Are Tired of Buying Valentine's Chocolates for Men

Plus, the most Pittsburgh wedding promotion ever involves Primanti Bros., of course.
Hannah Keyser
2.11.19
Arkansas

Arkansas Senator Urges Boycott of Pizza Place that Made a Poster of Him Eating a Baby

Pro-life senator Jason Rapert isn't loving the DIY flyer for an EyeHateGod show in Little Rock.
Jelisa Castrodale
2.8.19
Pizza

Pizza Chain Introduces $25 'Festival Pyzza' Slice That Is Intentionally as Shitty as Fyre Fest

Hopefully you won't have to suck dick to get some Evian to wash it down.
Jelisa Castrodale
2.1.19
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