politicians

Booze

Politician Calls Out Heavy Drinking, 'File Cabinets Full of Booze' in Rhode Island State House

Is a representative's aide silently whipping up a new batch of jungle juice at this very moment?
Alex Swerdloff
3.8.17
alcohol

British Politicians Drank Nearly $60,000 Worth of Alcohol Last Year

The Government's annual Wine Cellar report shows that MPs drank 3,730 bottles of wine and spirits over the last year.
Daisy Meager
10.15.16
Last Call

This DC Bartender Has Protected the Most Political Secrets on Capitol Hill

"The Republicans were on one side of the bar and all the Democrats were on the other side and they were yelling at each other."
Jake Emen
9.1.16
Trump

Would You Eat the Sandwich That's Trying to Be Trump's Hair?

What makes The Donald Trump sandwich exceptional, though, is that it nails DT’s coiffure. Atop the roll is a nauseating clump of corn husk silk.
Alex Swerdloff
7.25.16
japan

Matcha Ice Cream Is Being Used to Entice Japanese Teens to Vote

Who in the hell needs free will when you have glorious soft serve to awaken your taste buds and newfound sense of patriotism?
Alex Swerdloff
6.29.16
politics

German Nationalist Party Is Using Gummy Bears to Fund Islamophobia

Nothing makes the gummies go down quite like a wee bit of xenophobia and a heavy pinch of demagoguery.
Alex Swerdloff
6.1.16
politics

How John Kasich Tried to Eat His Way into the White House

Perhaps the candidate’s failure to gain more than a measly 66 delegates can be attributed to his novel campaign tactic: eating his way into the hearts of Americans.
Alex Swerdloff
5.5.16
politics

Clay Aiken Gained an Absurd Amount of Weight By Eating Chicken at Bojangles'

Political ambition can and will make a man do ungodly things. In the case of certain singer-songwriters, campaigning just might cause you to gain an absurd amount of weight.
Alex Swerdloff
4.28.16
Weed

A Colorado Politician Wants to Outlaw Cannabis Gummy Bears

Due to a recent surge of children accidentally consuming marijuana edibles and winding up in the hospital, Colorado State Representative Dan Pabon wants to do away with weed-infused gummies.
Alex Swerdloff
4.12.16
politics

Skyr Yogurt Is Part of a Balanced Protest in Iceland

Tubs of the stuff were used in an anti-government protest yesterday. Massive civil disobedience never tasted so good.
Alex Swerdloff
4.5.16
politics

Ted Cruz Hates Avocados, Loves Canned Soup and Cheese

Have you ever learned a certain something about somebody that you desperately wish you could unlearn?
Alex Swerdloff
3.17.16
politics

Trump Parades His Nonexistent Line of Steaks for All the Haters

what else would the front-running Republican candidate use as symbols of his greatest accomplishments but the following: bottles from Trump Winery, several cases of Trump Natural Spring Water, and a butcher block heaped with so-called “Trump Steaks.”
Alex Swerdloff
3.9.16
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