politics

WTF

It's 2018 So a Guy Dressed as the Kool-Aid Man Is Running for Mayor in Two Canadian Cities

Nihilism: Ohhh yeahhh!
Jelisa Castrodale
9.18.18
Soy

A Brief History of Conservatives Using Tofu-Eating as an Insult

Ted Cruz's recent remarks come from a long line of right-wingers mocking people for eating soy products.
Jelisa Castrodale
9.17.18
Bagels

Cynthia Nixon's Campaign Shaken by Terrible-Sounding Bagel Order

She had a good run.
Hannah Keyser
9.10.18
politics

Brett Kavanaugh Eats Ketchup on His Pasta, Confirmation Hearings Reveal

It might not be the scariest thing about Kavanaugh's track record, but it's still disturbing.
Jelisa Castrodale
9.4.18
Fast Food

Are You Really Surprised that In-N-Out Donated to the GOP?

Shake Shack would never.
Hannah Keyser
8.30.18
politics

Congressman Blew Thousands in Campaign Money on In-N-Out and Tequila Shots, Indictment Reveals

Who pays $462.46 for 30 tequila shots and a single steak? Rep. Duncan Hunter, apparently.
Jelisa Castrodale
8.23.18
Trump

Trump Says His Mother 'Gestated' Her Own Thanksgiving Turkey

Uh... what?
Jelisa Castrodale
8.22.18
politics

'Cursed Coconuts' Are Yet Again Implicated in Maldivian Election Tampering

Four men were arrested this week under allegations that they had used black magic to influence the election process.
Jelisa Castrodale
8.22.18
politics

Mexican Restaurant Deletes Social Media After Backlash from Posting Photo of Jeff Sessions

Shortly after the Attorney General finished lunch, the restaurant posted a photo of Sessions with chef and co-owner Domenic Laurenzo.
Jelisa Castrodale
8.13.18
Pizza

Pizza Hut Hopes to Capitalize on Internet's Sudden Interest in Bigfoot Porn

Spoiler alert: It’s awkward.
Ian Burke
7.30.18
politics

Researchers Say that If You Don't Eat at Arby's or Applebee's, You're Probably a Liberal

"Conservatives... disproportionately buy Jell-O gelatin desserts and eat at Arby’s.”
Jelisa Castrodale
7.13.18
politics

Here Are All the Foods Being Screwed by Trump's Trade Wars

Everything from beer to soybeans to lobster to pork is in the crosshairs.
Danielle Wayda
7.10.18