presidential primaries
This Brewery Created an Anti-Trump Beer Called 'Dumb Donald'
The label depicts Trump as an inferior step on the road of evolution, walking in an ape-like stance between monkey and man. Wearing a very long tie, of course.
Primaries Get Super Serious as Sanders and Clinton Hit Up In-N-Out Burger
Both Bernie Sanders and former president Bill Clinton were spotted last Friday shaking hands and dunking fries at In-N-Out locations in Southern California.
How John Kasich Tried to Eat His Way into the White House
Perhaps the candidate’s failure to gain more than a measly 66 delegates can be attributed to his novel campaign tactic: eating his way into the hearts of Americans.
Donald Trump’s Turnberry Golf Course Denied Permission to Serve Alcohol 16 Hours A Day
This is Trump’s vision for our society: a load of pissed up, blotto billionaires, teeing off at two in the morning and vomiting all over their long-suffering caddies.
Hillary Clinton Tried Boba for the First Time and Called It 'Chewy Tea'
Democratic presidential hopeful Hillary Rodham Clinton took time before the primaries this Tuesday to have a delicious cup of boba tea in Queens.
Ted Cruz Got Freaky With 100 Cans of Soup After His Honeymoon
There are few things that ooze animalistic sexual dynamism quite like condensed cream of mushroom soup lustily slurped off the fevered bodies of two conservative newlyweds.
John Kasich Stuffs Himself with Italian Food Following Pizza Faux Pas
Desperation makes a man do crazy things—or eat ravenous amounts of food, as the case may be.
Video Appears to Show Trump Campaign Manager Reaching for Reporter Who Accused Him of Assault
Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields has filed charges against Trump campaign manager Corey Lewandowski, who denies that he grabbed her this week, bruising her arm.