raccoons
Highly Relatable Raccoons Busted for Being Day-Drunk in Residential Neighborhood
"We have had calls on suspected rabid raccoons twice over the last two days. Turns out they appear to be drunk on crabapples."
The 'Zombie Raccoon' Apocalypse Has Reached New York City
The sick animals have been spotted in Central Park and Prospect Park and even up in the Bronx.
This Raccoon Stared a Woman Down While Eating All of Her Bread
“It was the most Toronto thing that’s ever happened.”
The Big Dick Energy on These Animals Is Off the Charts
Nature teaches us everything we need to know about BDE.
Florida Teacher Allegedly Drowned Raccoons in Class for a Bizarre Science Lesson
And one of his traumatized students seems to have filmed the whole thing.
A Pet Raccoon Got High as Hell and Firefighters Had No Idea What to Do
Looks like 4/20 came early for the little stoner.
New Yorkers, Here's How to Tell the Difference Between a Tiger and a Raccoon
For whoever called the cops after they confused an innocent little trash panda for a killing machine.
'Zombie Raccoons' Are Traumatizing an Ohio Town
Local cops have responded to more than a dozen calls of raccoons acting "extremely strange."
The Gross and Creepy Shit You Deal With in Animal Control
Rats, bats and human bodies. All in a day’s work.
I Visited Seoul's Most Insane Pet Cafes, from Capybaras to Meerkats
In Korea, you can eat waffles while petting sheep, and some smoothies come with a side of meerkats.
How I Learned You Probably Shouldn't Try to Turn Raccoons into Pets
When a baby raccoon approached me, I imagined I had made a new friend, but things gradually took a turn for the weird.