Road to immortality

  • Wheat Isn't the Reason Why You Can't Stop Farting

    Gluten-free consumption is at an all time high in 2014, a sweeping health trend with widespread ignorance. But wheat isn't the likely culprit behind your uncontrollable flatulence after eating a bear claw or two.

  • It’s Hard to Say How Many Yoga Mats I’ve Eaten Today

    Azodicarbonamide, or ADA, is a chemical agent found in yoga mats and flip-flops. It's also found in sandwich chain bread and over 500 other food products. I spoke with scientists to see how many chemical-laced hoagies I can consume before dying.

  • You'll Die Young If You Only Eat Your Five-a-Day

    Forget the old five-a-day mantra. Scientists now say we should eat seven portions of fruit and vegetables a day. But is that even possible?

  • The Truth Behind Teff, the West's Latest Superfood Crush

    The West loves nothing more than a new food craze, especially one that's supposed to be insanely good for us. The newest "superfood" fad? Teff, a grain from Ethiopia that's gluten-free, rich in nutrients, and already endorsed by celebrities.

  • I Went to a Health Food Convention and Did Unhealthy Things

    I've been to a lot of health food conventions where I've gotten high or wasted with fellow "healthy" types. At this year's convention, I met a woman with a daughter named "Rainbeau," ate fake Taco Bell tacos, and hung...

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