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Study Shows Exciting New Way that Diet Soda Can Make You Feel Like Shit

Turns out artificial sweeteners can mess with the delicate balance of your juicy little gut bacteria.
Lauren Rothman
10.5.18
soda

School Cops Busted for Selling Soda to Students

The side hustle grew out of Connecticut's ban on soda in public schools.
Jelisa Castrodale
8.29.18
soda

Mountain Dew Mistakenly Tells All of Scotland to Masturbate for 'Epic Thrills'

Gives a whole new meaning to 'Do the Dew.'
Jelisa Castrodale
8.29.18
soda

PSA: Putting Soda in a Fast Food Water Cup Is Actually Not the Perfect Crime

Especially not if you do violence to an employee when you get caught.
Hannah Keyser
8.13.18
soda

Lawsuit Alleges that Canada Dry Ginger Ale Contains No Actual Ginger

If the plaintiff's claims are true, 'high fructose corn syrup ale' might be a more accurate name for the drink.
Jelisa Castrodale
8.1.18
texas

Why Austin Is Turning Its Back on Topo Chico

In the wake of an acquisition by Coca-Cola, does Texas' favorite cult seltzer deserve the flak?
Luke Winkie
7.11.18
soda

Soda Company Founder Insists That His 'Not See Kola' Has Nothing to Do With Nazis

Disregard the Reichsadler on the label.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.13.18
soda

Scots Pissed After Trump Bans Their Favorite Orange Soda at His Golf Resorts

Staff at the resorts are concerned that Irn-Bru could stain the carpets orange. Ironic, innit?
Jelisa Castrodale
5.10.18
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Tell Me What Soda You Drink, and I'll Tell You Who You Are

A children’s party with generic-brand cola sends the same message as a wedding with Aldi wine does: We’re here to fucking party.
Wendy Syfret
4.26.18
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It's Time for Dr. Brown's Celery-Flavored Soda to Get the Respect It Deserves

Love it or hate it, Cel-Ray soda, a.k.a. 'Jewish Champagne,' has been around since 1869, and I hope it never dies.
Hilary Pollack
2.23.18
WTF

Behold This Resourceful Man Who Used His KFC Chicken Bucket for a Soda Refill

The 'smartest man alive' redefines the free refill.
Nick Rose
1.9.18
Greece

Greek Anarchists Say They're Injecting Groceries with Toxic Acid

The group posted photos showing that they infused soda, milk, and meat with hydrochloric acid, a highly corrosive substance.
Sarah Souli
12.21.17