sporks
Teenager Slashed with Sporks in Vicious Attack at a San Francisco Denny's
Half as dangerous as a fork... twice as dangerous as a spoon
A Guy Is Suing Popeye’s Because You Can’t Eat Fried Chicken With A Spork
According to the suit, “because Newton's order did not include a plastic knife, plaintiff Newton's only option for consumption of the chicken breasts was to hold a chicken breast in his hands and to tear off pieces thereof with his teeth."
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