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Today's Special: Watch a Guy Drink an 18-Year-Old Bottle of Caffeinated Alcopop

Plus, old English men keep finding other people's teeth in their food.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.15.19
WTF

94-Year-Old Man Says the Tooth in His Fish Can't Be His, Because His Are False

"I don't fancy eating fish for a while," the man's wife, Christine, said.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.31.19
WTF

Internet Freaks Out After Woman Finds Teeth in Her Tacos—But Were They Really Teeth?

There's more to the story than meets the eye.
Gigen Mammoser
3.26.17
Health

Beet Juice Is the Future of Dental Care

The university students realized that the high inorganic nitrate levels found in beets would be converted by the body into nitric oxide. Said nitric oxide not only prevents cavities, but also actually stops tooth decay.
Alex Swerdloff
11.22.15
Candy

This Gloriously Ironic Candy Actually Prevents Cavities

If your dental bills are sky-high, you may want to put down the gummy bears and try a taste of Loloz, which claim to be “the world’s first antibacterial, antimicrobial candy.”
Hilary Pollack
4.17.15
Stranger Than Flicktion

Why My Brother and I Eat Toothpaste Cake for Good Luck

You're not supposed to eat toothpaste, or lick each other's feet, but my big brother Chick and I always did, and we're both fine. Nine years ago, we invented a dessert that involves two of our favorite things: toothpaste and fluffy cake.
Brian McMullen
4.16.15
wine

Dentists Warn That Wine Tasting Can Completely Fuck Up Your Teeth

A recent study published in the Australian Dental Journal suggests that just minutes of wine tasting—lookin' at you, Robert Parker—can significantly erode your choppers.
Munchies Staff
3.25.15