What I Learned from Opening a Restaurant Empire on Skid Row
My decision to open up my restaurant in the middle of Skid Row was one of the riskiest things that I have ever done in my life.
Being a Private Chef for a Gazillionaire Is Essentially Indentured Servitude with Perks
Once you’ve reached a certain point in life, any X amount of dollars past that won’t make you happier. I meet plenty of miserable rich bastards who are angry about all these things. They should be happy and live wonderful lives. But they’re just people.
Why You Get Off on Torturing Yourself With Chilis
It turns out that we are physiologically and psychologically predisposed to sadomasochistic dining tendencies.
What It's Like to Get Sued by a Waiter
I know it’s just fucking money, but he sued us for so much and we had so many expenses opening a second restaurant. We’re still paying him off in installments.
We Spoke to a Chef Who Has Made 143 Types of Mac and Cheese
Luc Martin's 143rd creation is the stuff of dreams (or nightmares): a mac-and-cheese-stuffed sausage.
How to Make the Ultimate Party Tablescape with Stuff from a 99 Cent Store
A tablescape like this one will elevate your party game to a level on par with a combination of Sandra Lee and Corey Worthington
Life Advice from the Legendary Parisian Waiter Who Has Served More Famous Artists Than You
"We had to hide bottles of alcohol under the tablecloths so they wouldn't steal them."
Confessions of a New York City Food Delivery Guy
I spend all hours of the day and night accepting your requests for someone to pick up your delicious food and bring it to your doorstep. This is what it's like up until the moment you get it.
Hangover (and Party) Advice from the Guy Who Tattooed Kurt Cobain
Henk Schiffmacher's worst hangover ever involves an opium den, a prostitute, an STD, and a torn frenulum. Oh, and he vomited bile for two days.
This Is the Secret to Finding and Keeping Good Line Cooks
It all boils down to one simple thing: respect.
The Nutcracker: An Erotic Fairytale
In bed with the nutcracker, thoughts danced through Marie's head: "This is wrong. This can't be real. Will I get splinters?"
Last-Minute Foodie Gift Guide for Your Secret Santa Party
You got invited to a Secret Santa party and don't have any gifts to bring? Don't freak out. Here's a couple of quick solutions for your foodie friends!
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