WTF

My Noodle & Bar’s owner acknowledged that there had been an opossum in his restaurant, but said that it was “like three months ago.”

Reese's put up five billboards to identify the Nashville man—who also dresses in the brand's iconic color scheme of orange, yellow, and brown.

Apparently, a passive aggressive note on the fridge door was just not enough.

The Hornet is not a drive-thru, but three drivers this year have thought otherwise.

The youths are all Juuling now anyway.

This is a personal attack.

PETA, unsurprisingly, has something to say about this.

What a waste of perfectly good cookies.

The strawberry Boob Bread has pinker nipples than previous iterations.

Who could see that coming?

The two men who staged the fight for an Instagram prank are now wanted by the police.

Not sure if a few apples and a banana are gonna cover it, bud.