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One woman said she walked to her car and found “a bowl of what I THINK was potato salad on my windshield.”

"...He ate both the baked potato and the jam pudding with his hands," Assange's former ghostwriter claims.

So far, eight customers have reported finding calculator bits inside their buns.

Egg Boy follows a long legacy of political egg throwers.

The named defendants include a vineyard owner, a liquor CEO, and a 'food and beverage packaging' exec.

The Canadian Food Inspection Agency concluded that, in most cases, the stinky bottled water "did not pose a danger."

Doctors have confirmed that changing your diet can create new and interesting smells... down there.

Because of the test results, Jamie Silakowski had to face visits from Child Protective Services and months of drug tests.

"I don't fancy eating fish for a while," the man's wife, Christine, said.

Whomst would invent such a thing? And so many other questions.

Yet another reminder to not get a tattoo in a language you, yourself, cannot read.