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We’re So Sorry: Colonel Sanders Bondage Hentai Is a Thing Now

Help.
Bettina Makalintal
4.12.19
WTF

Mystery Bowls of Mashed Potatoes Keep Appearing on Mississippi Doorsteps

One woman said she walked to her car and found “a bowl of what I THINK was potato salad on my windshield.”
Bettina Makalintal
4.11.19
WTF

Let's Revisit Those Rumors that Julian Assange Eats Everything with His Hands

"...He ate both the baked potato and the jam pudding with his hands," Assange's former ghostwriter claims.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.11.19
WTF

Hot Cross Buns Recalled After Pieces of Broken Calculator Baked into Batch

So far, eight customers have reported finding calculator bits inside their buns.
Jelisa Castrodale
4.10.19
politics

The Surprisingly Long History of Throwing Eggs at Politicians

Egg Boy follows a long legacy of political egg throwers.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.19.19
WTF

Food and Drink Bigwigs Among Parents Indicted on College Admissions Scandal

The named defendants include a vineyard owner, a liquor CEO, and a 'food and beverage packaging' exec.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.14.19
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Brands Sold Bottled Water That Smelled Like 'Poo' and 'Old Socks,' Report Finds

The Canadian Food Inspection Agency concluded that, in most cases, the stinky bottled water "did not pose a danger."
Bettina Makalintal
3.5.19
WTF

Your Meat-Heavy Diet Might Be Giving You 'Keto Crotch'

Doctors have confirmed that changing your diet can create new and interesting smells... down there.
Jelisa Castrodale
3.4.19
WTF

Lemon Poppyseed Bread Caused a New Mom to Fail a Drug Test

Because of the test results, Jamie Silakowski had to face visits from Child Protective Services and months of drug tests.
Jelisa Castrodale
2.6.19
WTF

94-Year-Old Man Says the Tooth in His Fish Can't Be His, Because His Are False

"I don't fancy eating fish for a while," the man's wife, Christine, said.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.31.19
WTF

This Egg Stick Thing Is Giving Me an Existential Crisis

Whomst would invent such a thing? And so many other questions.
Katinka Oppeck
1.31.19
WTF

UPDATED: The Continuing Misadventures of Ariana Grande's 'Barbecue Grill' Tattoo

Yet another reminder to not get a tattoo in a language you, yourself, cannot read.
Bettina Makalintal
1.30.19
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