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Restaurant Confessionals
Restaurant Confessionals

Working at an All-You-Can-Eat Buffet Comes with Unlimited Craziness

People are extraordinarily dirty-ass eaters at a buffet. They steal food and think that they don't have to tip—even after I clean up the shells and bones they just throw on their tables.
Anonymous
2.6.18
Op-Ed
Op-Ed

Ranch Dressings, Ranked by Ranchiness

Only one ranch can reign supreme.
Melanie Woods
2.6.18
Fast Food
Fast Food

McDonald's Fries Might Make a Mouse Furrier, But They Probably Won't Cure Your Baldness

We will never again eat McDonald's fries without thinking about patchy-ass mice.
Jelisa Castrodale
2.6.18
WTF
WTF

Australian Restaurant Garnishes Its Margaritas with Cow Eyeballs

The bull’s eyeball atop the ink-colored cocktail is purely a garnish and is not meant to be chewed, swallowed, or even licked.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.31.18
WTF
WTF

Funeral Home Invites You to Eat Free Pizza While Planning for Your Inevitable Death

It's easier to stare into the abyss when your mouth is full of cheesy bread.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.29.18
etiquette
etiquette

Restaurant Customers Should Be Forced to Work in the Service Industry

That's really great that you've toured the gustatory delights of Rome, but this is my restaurant and I'm going to serve food my way. And yelling at me isn't helping anything, either.
Anonymous
1.28.18
money
money

Bananacoin Is a Real-Life Cryptocurrency—and People Are Actually Buying It

Developers say that in addition to being a good investment, banana prices are also easy enough for our parents to understand. OK.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.24.18
death
death

Hundreds of Food Combinations That Could Potentially Kill You, According to This Chart

In Myanmar, a common poster details a million ways to die (or hate life). An ice cream + cucumber = chest congestion. Pumpkin + prawns = dysentery. Rabbit meat + mushrooms = death.
Nick Baker
1.22.18
WTF
WTF

I Am Mystified and Horrified By the Long Egg

Help, I’ve fallen down a “long egg” hole and I can’t get up.
Mayukh Sen
1.22.18
Fast Food
Fast Food

Massive Candlelight Vigil Held for Burned-Down Taco Bell in Alabama

More than 100 people gathered to spread hope that the Montgomery, Alabama Taco Bell might live mas once more.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.22.18
lactose overdose
lactose overdose

Everything You Always Wanted to Know About Drinking Breastmilk

But maybe never wanted to ask anyone.
Alexis Ferenczi
1.22.18
WTF
WTF

Peanut Butter Hot Dogs Are Clearly a Cry for Help

We try to be open-minded, but sorry, this looks Very Bad.
Jelisa Castrodale
1.19.18