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Inside Ukraine's Wildly Popular, Deeply Troubling Nationalist Restaurant

At Kryjivka, guests can enjoy a bowl of blood-red borscht then practice their aim at targets of Stalin and Lenin at the on-site shooting range.
Matt Henderson Ellis
8.2.18
coffee

Mysterious Coffee Grifter Has Sent the Same Weird Handwritten Letter to Hundreds of Roasters

Like if Portlandia had a failed coffee-extortion scheme episode.
Jelisa Castrodale
8.1.18
wine

The Makers of Your Mom's Favorite Chardonnay Really Want a White Wine Emoji

Kendall-Jackson has designed its own white wine emoji—and written a 15-page proposal detailing why the world needs it.
Jelisa Castrodale
7.27.18
WTF

UK Soccer Club's New Uniforms Make Them Look Like Giant Wieners

“In the past, we’ve been sponsored by Hall’s Fish and Chip’s of Bedale, R & R Ice Cream of Leeming Bar, and now Heck Sausages, so you can see our bodies are temples.”
Jelisa Castrodale
7.27.18
WTF

I Made Blood Sausage Using My Own Blood

While the bag slowly filled up with half a liter of my blood, I stared into the distance. What would my mom think if she saw me sitting in my living room like this?
Gwen van der Zwan
7.27.18
WTF

British Man Petitions to Drink 2,000-Year-Old 'Red Liquid' from Opened Egyptian Sarcophagus

Obviously, we should be allowed to can, carbonate and ultimately chug Egypt’s oldest bone broth.
Jelisa Castrodale
7.20.18
WTF

Brewery Scraps Beers Named 'Flint Michigan Tap Water', 'Black Beer Matters' After Backlash

Other beers being pulled from the Lakeville Brew Crew's menu include 'White Guilt' and 'Mass Graves.'
Jelisa Castrodale
7.20.18
WTF

Call Your Nonna: Church Says 'Miracle' Virgin Mary Statue Is Weeping Olive Oil

Ready your spaghetti for some divine EVOO!
Jelisa Castrodale
7.19.18
crime

Naked Man Who Flashed Female Runners Caught Thanks to Gummy Candies

The man was apparently eating handfuls of Haribo candies in between bouts of exposing his own 'gummy worm' to strangers.
Jelisa Castrodale
7.11.18
Booze

Which Cocktails Have Big Dick Energy? An Investigation

Dirty vodka martinis are the girthy kings of BDE.
Jenn Rice
6.29.18
san francisco

WATCH: Unbelievably Petty Man Calls Cops on Dude Eating Burrito on BART Train

This might be a new low in snitching.
Jelisa Castrodale
6.29.18
WTF

Chicago Bar Jokes About Banning MAGA Hats, Whiny Internet Outrage Ensues

The owner later clarified MAGA hats would be allowed in "with extreme vetting."
Jelisa Castrodale
6.26.18