valentine's day
What It’s Like to Eat a Three-Course Valentine’s Day Meal Alone
It is 12 noon on a grey Tuesday in the middle of February as I sit here, in a red nylon frock, preparing to eat a three-course Valentine’s Day meal alone. Entirely alone.
Hooter's Will Give You Free Wings If You Destroy a Photo of Your Ex on Valentine's Day
Love Buffalo wings? Hate that soulless garbage-human who ravaged all of the feelings from you and then left you emotionally crippled and single? Win-win!
This North African Pastry Will Determine If You Are Ready to Be a Husband
According to an Algerian tradition, if a would-be groom can successfully eat an entire brik pastry without spilling a drop of the yolk inside, then he is officially ready to marry. I decided to try my luck.
Skip the Box of Chocolates and Make This Chocolate Pudding Pie
Show your significant other—or, hell, just yourself—how deep your love goes with a homemade chocolate pudding pie. Read that again: Chocolate. Pudding. Pie.
This Week in Food Porn: Bagels and Beef Heart
Valentine’s Day is a time to chow down on the good stuff and here, by the power of Instagram scrolling, are the most romantic food offerings uploaded to the internet this week.
Japanese Men Get All the Candy on Valentine’s Day
Valentine’s Day in Japan has taken a few twists in translation, adding a gender-role shakeup that is completely foreign to the way the holiday is celebrated in the rest of the world.
This Supermarket Says Cucumbers Make Great Valentine's Day Gifts
According to a branch of Tesco, the cat-terrorising vegetable makes a great romantic gift.
Marmite Has Banned the Word 'Bae' From Its Personalized Jars
Is bae still bae if no one is willing to call bae “bae”?
You Can Now Send Bae a Personalized Potato on Valentine's Day
Back to those taters. MysteryPotato offers a variety of tubers—from workaday spuds to sweet potatoes, and even a whole bag of Russets—each personalized with a message written in indelible ink.
Is Your Valentine's Day Chocolate Laced with Lead?
California-based consumer watchdog organization As You Sow has accused several big-name candy companies of manufacturing products that contain high levels of lead and cadmium. Chew on that while you're sucking on your truffles today.
Nothing Says 'I Love You' Like a Chocolate Anus
With Valentine's Day just around the corner, you're probably racking your brain for the perfect gift for bae. London artist Magnus Irvin has you covered with the Edible Anus, a petite pucker cast in pure Belgian chocolate.
China's Peach Panties Creator Thinks Most Fruit Are Sexy Butts
Nanjing, China-based company Fruithunters can’t keep up with demand for their thong-bearing fruit items. We spoke to the company's boss, Yao Xiao Yang, about the literary inspirations behind his vitamin-rich, panty-clad fruity, juicy butts.